What do you say when you are trying to find your dream date?

We've picked some of the corniest chat-up lines we've come across online…can you do any better? If you are looking to meet that someone special and find your dream date online...even if they say they would like to meet someone with a good sense of humour, you might be well advised to steer clear of these lines. Dating direct doesn't give you a second chance...and the online love of your life might just have heard any one of these jokes before.

Ask me about the ten ton polar bear… (It broke the ice didn't it)

Was your dad a burglar? (Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes)

Is that a ladder in your stockings? (Or a stairway to heaven)

Do you have a map? (I just keep getting lost in your eyes)

Do you believe in Love at first sight (Or shall I drive past again…)

You must be very tired… (You've been running through my mind all night)

Hi - I'm Mr Right (Someone said you were looking for me?)

So, to find your dream date online we suggest a different strategy. Sign up with any one of our recommended Dating Agencies: Match, Meetic, Loopy Love, Smart Flirts, Dating Direct or Date the UK